Duration: 6:52

Lyrics (as far as i can find...) I am the donut lady I am the civil engineer I am the tractor salesman whos a stand-up comic at his daughters wedding I am the court reporter I am the guy in a sandwich suit I am the third grade teacher and I approve this message I am the dental hygenist I am the undertakers son Ill be the undertaker when the undertaker has been taken under I am the tattoo addict I am the runner-up Miss Maine I am the ice cream vendor and I approve this message And I am John the Baptist And I am Nancy the Presbyterian And I am Jerome the Jewish Unitarian Born-Again Buddhist Wiccan Agnostic I am a banjo lawyer I am the laptop pundit I am the nascar widow and I approve this message I am the conspiracy theorist And I know five other conspiracy theorists... ...What? You think thats a coincidence? I am the precinct walker I am the polling place volunteer I am the statistician and 4 out of 5 of me approve this message (bridge) and I am Yip Harburg Saying it dont matter how high the throne What sits on its the same as your own And Im Molly Ivans saying whats the difference whose in that chair Change doesnt come from there change comes from here I am the huddled masses I am the amber waves of grain I am the toothless crone sitting in the shooting gallery at the county fair I am the singer songwriter waitress I am another mother for peace I am the assistant scout master and I approve this message I am the white house switchboard operator and I approve this message I am the arabic translator discharged because Im gay and I approve this message I am the first and last man to die for a mistake and I approve this message and Im the 82% of Americans who think were on the wrong track and I approve this message and Im the 18% of Americans who say hey could be worse! And I am... and I approve this message And I am... and I approve this message And I am...