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miley: *walks up to nick and selena* Selena i've sat here all night and watched you try to steal my man but i'm not gonna anymore! so i get away from MY nicky! selena: Listen here Miley Citrus or whatever your name is, you obviously have major problems coz nick dumped you about 3 months ago and now I'm dating him so you need to get over it! miley: no way selena HOmez! he is my man and he's obviously just using you to make me jealous! selena: your delusion miley nick: if it helps i was actually only sort of dated you because i thought selena didn't like me miley: your just saying that nick nick: no i'm not selena: miley why don't you just get lost miley: no way. Pathetic geek selena: Plastic freak miley: Babyish loser selena: Super slut miley: Ugly nerd selena: man eater miley: man stealer selena: bra stuffer miley: *gasps* oh no you didn't! selena: yeh i did! miley: well then i just have to do this *grabs a galss of fruit puch and pours it over selena's head* selena: *gasps* cold, cold, cold! nick: miley! why did you do that?! miley: you heard what she said to me! selena: well now i'm gonna do this to you *grabs a mini cream pie and smashes it all over the front of miley's dresss* miley: you little b*tch! *throws a cream pie at her face* selena: *wipes pie off her face* you have good aim for someone so plastic *throws a pie at miley* miley: do you know how long it took me to do my hair *pushes selena* nick: miley don't push her! miley: stay out of this nick we're fighting over you! selena: it's not really a fight coz your not goona win miley: You can't have nick if your in a hospital bed! *starts attacking selena* (loads of people gathered round) random person: CATFIGHT! nick: *drags miley off selena* miley you need mental help! selena: ok...ow! miley: *pulls away from nick* nick i said stay out of it! i'm sick of that pathetic baby and she's finally gonna get what's coming to her! *aims a punch at selena* selena: *dodges and punches miley* miley: My new nose! *covers her nose and runs off* I'll get you back nicky! nick: no you won't. Selena are you ok? selena: yeh i'm fine *rubs her face* but she does hit hard for a barbie wannabe nick: come on i'll take you home no cliffy but hope ya liked it what will miley do next? find out next time